GVSU is moving up in the world
Apparently, GVSU is in the works to receive a new library. With the university clawing at the deficit-infested state for $70 million, this better be good. I mean it. Zumberge better be at least 3 to all of these:
1. Not creepy
2. Have a name people can pronounce
3. Have a name I can spell (After 5 years at this place, I should be able to spell the damn
thing. Nope.)
4. Have more books
5. Implement books that are not lame
6. Have at least ONE writing by Oscar Wilde. Come on, I know he was gay, I know we live in the
Bible belt, but is it right to stifle brilliance? NO. Get over your holiness, evangelical
conservatives
7. Install pillows in the nice padded window seats so that naps could be more luxurious
8. More Library-Paloozas. Those are the shit
9. Put the picture of T.Hass in a giant case complete with a light show every other hour
10. I really can’t think of anything after T.Hass
11. I am a genius
