Thu
Feb
28
A little shit falls out of its mother's womb and onto train tracks. Cool.
A group of a select few (i.e. women who watch TLC and Hugh Grant films) will most likely find this to be horrifying. Thus, I will be cursed and church groups all over the West and East Michigan areas will be praying for my soul.
But you know what?
I find an immense amount of hilarity in this story. A woman gives birth unexpectedly, while she is probably taking a dump (I say probably because they did not specifiy, however, I use my process of elimination skills by taking out the bathroom act where one does not need to, push, per se). And then, oh no! Her newborn child falls through the toilet, onto the train tracks!
That’s situational comedy at its best.
