Look at this or DIE
Because you are most likely my friend, I will share some important links with you.
This is my new favorite Web site.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
Don’t be hesitant to go to it, because it’s hilarious. And true. Some of the entries, I’m like, ‘damn, I’m white.’ Not that I thought I was otherwise, but I really. am. white.
Here are some examples that the blog bullseyed me with:
#100 Grammar
Ouch. I majored in journalism. STFU blog.
(random interjection. Ray of Light by Madonna just came on my iTunes. How the hell did that get in there?? Delete.)
#77 Musical comedy
This one just makes sense to me. I like music. I like to laugh, so why the hell not buy Jimmy Fallon’s CD? Who doesn’t like his sexy falsetto in “Idiot Boyfriend?” Enough said.
#72 Study abroad
Guilty. And it was great, thank you very much. I went from just liking Mexicans to loving them.
#68 Michel Gondry
Damn youuuuu blogger! I thought I was one of five and a half white people who loved this direcotr/frenchman!
Please refer to the following exerpt:
“The observant among you will probably be aware that the white person wet dream “Be Kind, Rewind” is about to be released. This might be the biggest event in white person film since The Royal Tenenbaums.”
Now please refer to a few posts back where I write in enormous length about “Be Kind Rewind.” They’ve pinned me.
#57 Juno
I can’t even defend myself. I just love that Paulie Bleeker.
#41 Indie music
I’m just going to stop right here because it makes me sick how white I am…
